Cor Blimey!!!
I drove for 500 miles today to collect something I bought from ebay. I set off at 8am and I was home again for 3pm. That’s pretty good going. It was an antique “silent piano” that has no strings, it is just a silent piano that they used to use just for finger excercise without making any noise :)

My fastest speed was not 111mph
I didn’t drive TO London at mostly 90mph
I didn’t drive home FROM London at mostly 100mph.

So there we go, I didn’t break any speeding laws at all.
you catch my drift?”

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