I've done a few things wrong today:

1. I got to the shop but couldn't find my wallet in my pocket so I went back to the car and find my wallet in the bush next to the car.
2. Whilst spinning my phone in my hands it slipped and landed in a washing up bowl full of water. The phone powers up but it dials random contacts in my phonebook every hour or so leading to embarrassing situations
3. I parked up at my mum's just to drop some keys off. I got to the kitchen and saw she was dishing out some curry so I skav a plate full and watch some telly with Dad. 20 minutes later I've finished the curry but realise I'd left the car engine running on mum's drive since I got there.

I think that's enough gaffs for one day.

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