You know that song that starts "I'm not in love, so don't forget it, its just a silly phase I'm going through". It came on the radio the other day and its quite a stupid song actually. I don't know why the guy bothered to write it. Check out some of the other lyrics from that song below:

I'm not in love, so don't forget it
It's just a silly phase I'm going through
And just because I call you up
Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made
I'm not in love, no-no

I like to see you, but then again
That doesn't mean you mean that much to me
So if I call you, don't make a fuss
Don't tell your friends about the two of us
I'm not in love, no-no

I keep your picture upon the wall
It hides a nasty stain that's lyin' there
So don't you ask me to give it back
I know you know it doesn't mean that much to me
I'm not in love, no-no

Ooh, you'll wait a long time for me
Ooh, you'll wait a long time

I mean... why would you bother writing a song so depressing? You might as well just write something like this:

I'm a schmuck
oh yes I am
I treat you bad
I'm a schmuck

That's all ;)

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