It went something like this:

Woman: Excuse me, are you Mark Goodwin
Me: Yes
Woman: Your name's been called already
Me: Has it? I've been watching the board
Woman: WELL TAKE YOUR FLIPPIN' IPOD OFF AND YOU MIGHT HAVE FLIPPIN' HEARD IT!!!!

OK so I made up that last part but that's what was written all over her face. It was the doctor's surgery you see. Once I got in the room the doctor cut me open with his scalpel and then removed these 2 weird little lumps that have been slowly growing over the past few years. I was then stitched back up and sent on my way. My elbow is starting to hurt a bit now (sniff).

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