So I think I've cracked it. Here goes...
The answer to the meaning of life depends on whether you believe God exists. So here is my answer to the biggest question ever asked.

1. The Meaning of Life (if God does exist) is to achieve a living, loving, real-time relationship with God and in turn master the art of loving those around you.

OR...

2. The Meaning of Life (if God does not exist) is to master the art of loving those around you.

TADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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