I'm sharing a twin bedroom this week with Joe, aged 3. Here is what our pillow talk in the morning normally goes like:

joe: good morning mark
me: good morning joe
joe: good morning stinky
me: good morning smelly
joe: hahahaha. good morning pooey head
me: good morning wee wee head
joe: hahahaha. good morning kwinker stringle
me: you can't have that one
joe: good morning vitostrinkle grandiser
me: nope
joe: why not?
me: cos it's not real words
joe: I'm going downstairs now
me: zzzzz

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