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Stupid flying biting ant


I was minding my own business here in florida when a flying ant decided it would be a great idea to land inside my bottom eye-lid. Naturally i wasnt very happy about this so i tried to persuade the ant to leave by gently wiping my eye. The ant wasnt interested in my gentle persuasion and so it decided to bite my bottom eye-lid (on the inside) to tell me that it was happy where it was. Normally i would have took the hint and let it stay but seeing as i was on holiday i decided that i would put my foot down and insist that it left my eye. So i initiated some very assertive rubbing and didnt stop until the ant gave up the fight and moved down onto my cheek. Normally i would have left it at that but by now i was pumped full of adrenaline and i wanted blood so i grabbed the intruder, rolled him into a neat little ball and cast him aside without a funeral.

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