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Stupid flying biting ant


I was minding my own business here in florida when a flying ant decided it would be a great idea to land inside my bottom eye-lid. Naturally i wasnt very happy about this so i tried to persuade the ant to leave by gently wiping my eye. The ant wasnt interested in my gentle persuasion and so it decided to bite my bottom eye-lid (on the inside) to tell me that it was happy where it was. Normally i would have took the hint and let it stay but seeing as i was on holiday i decided that i would put my foot down and insist that it left my eye. So i initiated some very assertive rubbing and didnt stop until the ant gave up the fight and moved down onto my cheek. Normally i would have left it at that but by now i was pumped full of adrenaline and i wanted blood so i grabbed the intruder, rolled him into a neat little ball and cast him aside without a funeral.

The End. Copyright yonner

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Lizzie - 3 July 07

Are you hallucinating ? Flies in your eyes n all that?? Anyway I thought I would say hi, seen as tho you haven’t been on the plez. Its all a bit strange on there at the mo – its now nearly 11 o’clock and theres not been a post since half 8 this morning its like a ghost site ha!

Anyway you will be glad to know that me and the boy lyons are making a good go at packing the fags in! Well I know I am I think he is having a sneaky one at work but I suppose cutting down is also a good thing!

So all change change change – Any progres on you know what ;o) ???

Yon - 3 July 07

Hi liz. Nice to hear from you. Im gutted im not home to witness you guys quitting smoking. Is it weird being in a smoke-free pub? How are the older people managing? Anyway, good luck with that. My mission is going ok but i cant go into it too much on here but im getting a much better idea of what needs to be done and it is going to take a lot longer than 2 weeks. In a bit liz. Say hi to the boy lyons for me.

Lizzie - 3 July 07

Glad to hear all is going well! Watch out for them flying ants1 Enjoy the rest of it! Coz its p*s*sting it down here!


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