£55 from ebay. I collected it last night from a man in Heywood. I will soon go shopping and fill it full of things that will keep my body alive. I will start with milk and cheese and in the future I might progress to things like ham, tuna and eggs. Beyond that I might venture into the great unknown world of vegetables. One day I might buy some pots and pans but I don't yet have plates, cups or cutlery... or any towels or soap. No microwave, no toaster, no cooking utensils (apart from bottle opener). No freezer. No bedding. No curtains. No sofas. No shoe rack. No coat hooks. No pictures on walls. No air freshner. I do actually have deoderant. I need to get to M&S or Next and buy some smalls. Did you know Britney Spears apparently only wears her smalls once and then throws them away?

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