Hello there. My buddies Andy & Liz had a hampster die yesterday and they asked if you'd consider writing a poem to mark his death. I asked her to give me some info that you could use for inspiriation. She said "he was called harvey, he had massive balls, he once ate a full cookie, the budgie joey will miss him, he used to bite his cage, was a fast runner, lots of boys were scared of him." Anyway, no obligation but I thought I'd pass the request on anyway.

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