Just got this through...

Dear Mark,
Congratulations on your nose-trumpet success - staggering.

I'm writing from the Alumni Office at the University of Leeds, which several newspaper reports claim that you attended. We like to monitor all instances of our former students going on to recognition (yes, even for things like this), but I'm afraid to say that a quick search of our records - we have a database of all our alumni - hasn't been enough to locate you. If you let me know what degree you received from Leeds, and in which year you graduated, I'll certainly make sure that this oversight on our records is corrected. We might even like to put a link to your symphony on our alumni website - incidentally, do please take the time to register for this: http://alumni.leeds.ac.uk

All good wishes on your engagement and, er, keep up the good work.

Regards,
Oliver

So I replied...

[blah blah blah]... Regarding my degree, it was called Music Performance Studies, it was ran by Prof CLive Brown from the Bretton Hall campus. I graduated in 2001 with a 2-1 BA (hons) [blah blah blah]

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