So at about 3am last night I heard a load of "youths" making a right racket on the main road out the back. I grabbed my camera and went outside to see if I could film anything. But they were too far away so I came back inside and watched from an upstairs window. Then "Claire" walked away on her own, everyone warned her that going "over there" would just make "that lot" come "over here" again but she didn't listen, she kept on walking. Then "English" shouted her back loads of times but she ignored him so he got angry and smashed his beer bottle onto the road and sprinted up the road to get her.

I could hear in the distance that "English" had indeed caught up to "Claire" and that they were having a huge row or something and the youths who were still out the back were pondering about whether they should go and "break it up".

Then about 10 minutes later a police van turned up, then 2 police cars turned up, then another police van turned up. Then after 20 minutes everyone went their separate ways and that was it.

Jolly good.

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