The last time I had it was about 2 weeks ago when I remember finding it under my bed (!?) and then putting it somewhere safe to prevent it getting lost. That is the last I’ve seen of it so if you chance upon it please send it back in my direction.

Thanks
The Management

Update:
Found the key. I’d left it in the driver’s door keyhole thusly:

Crazy really. It spent over a week just sat in the driver’s door. I now remember why it was left there, I needed to get in the back of the van to lend Toby a ratchet strap for his motorbikes. That was last weekend. The key is now safely back on my main keyring

OK, what can I do next to make my life full of stress? Suggestions on a postcard to 23 Thornbush Way, OL16 2YG England.