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posted by Yonner - Sunday, June 04, 2006

Amsterdam is Hotting Up!!

OK, well it might be time to put my money where my mouth is and go to Amsterdam. Here's the 5-day forecast (below). I think I'll make a decision and possibly book some flights/hotels tomorrow... maybe. I'm seeing my great-uncle Ronnie tonight and I'll see if he wants to come along.

 

posted by Yonner - Friday, June 02, 2006

The Yonner Discussion Forum

Well... here goes something.
There is now a shiny new discussion forum on this website. If you look over to the right of the screen you'll see the new link that says "Discussion Forum". Click that link and then join in (or start) with some lively debate about the important issues of the day.

So... I want to see plenty of this:


Some of this:


and occasionally some of this:


Play nicely, see you in the forum ok?
Stephen said...

500 Server Error

 
Yonner said...

look again (?!)

 
 

posted by Yonner -

Big Brother Gambling - Very Tempting!

My Mum always said that addiction seems to run in our family. We've had alcoholics, drug addicts and gambling addicts. She thinks it is hereditory and always warned me to be careful around addictive things like drugs/drink/gambling. I like the idea of drugs, I can easily live without drink and I've always been drawn to gambling. So I guess she might have a point.

Now then.... I'm quite a big fan of Big Brother season 7 and this week there is a chap called Sezer (pictured above) who is absolutely, definately, positively going to get evicted tomorrow and there is nothing that could happen to change this.

Sooooooo, why not capitalise on this certainty by placing a hefty bet that he will get evicted? It seems like such an easy way to make money. I mean with horse races, anything can happen, horses can have a bad day or fall at hurdles etc. But with Big Brother and with this particular eviction it is just SOOOOOO definately going to be Sezer that it is tempting to place a huge bet and win a good bit of money.

I don't think I'll do it but I'm actually toying with the idea of placing a smaller bet but I know that if I do that then I'll probably keep going back for more and then I could have a problem on my hands. pah!!!

The odds are 7/1 ON that he will be eviced so even the bookies agree that he's definately going to go. But that just means that you have to stump up LOADS of cash to be able to win anything back. Now then... I could theoretically come up with £10,000 by borrowing (kind of) from an undisclosed source. So imagine if I did in fact place the bet and he did indeed get evicted. I would win £1428 plus my £10,000 back. Hmmm, that's not a lot of winnings compared with how much I would have to put down. But it is a full month's wage for a lot of people and is more than I've been living off for the past 2 years. Update: The odds have now gone to 14/1 on which means winnings on a £10,000 bet would now be only about £700.

So let's just pretend that I just placed a bet of £10,000 on Sezer to evicted ok? Call back tomorrow night to see if I would have won or not.

UPDATE:
As predicted, Sezer was evicted last night. Had I bet £10k, I would have just won £2500. But having thought about it for the past couple of days betting isn't really the best way to make money. Working hard at a career is the best way to get some guaranteed money coming through the door. So I'll stick to that option for now I think :)

blah blah blah, I'll leave it there!
later
yonner
Stephen said...

Just put 5 pounds on him staying... you'll probably lose, but if you don't then it's 70 pounds in your pockets. All you'll be out is just a five if it doesn't happen. You can just have a day with no food to make up for it. :)

 
kt said...

i think your tendancy to gamble is just the sign of an entrepeneurial spirit and is a positive thing as it means you are always keeping your eyes open for business opportunities.
so as long as you dont gamble more than u can afford to lose its all good.

 
Yonner said...

stephen, I just can't see him staying AT ALL so that would feel like donating £5 to some fat man's pocket. I think the point I'm getting is that is when there really is a dead-cert even then why not REALLY splash out and make some easy money?

kate, yeah I didn't think of it like that but I dunno. Yeah there is quite a lot of gambling/risks in business so it could be like that yes.

 
Sezer said...

Thanks Yonner! I thought I you were my mate, but you were backstabbing me & wanting to make money out of me, some mate! No one likes me so i shall just make a few quid & get gone.
Much love Sezer the sex god

 
 

posted by Yonner - Monday, May 29, 2006

Amsterdam Weather Watch



So.... you good people need to keep an eye on THIS PAGE for me. It's the Amsterdam weather forecast page. As soon as the temparature looks like hitting approx 20 - 25 celcius with good sun and not much wind I'm gonna book a flight and take off. Probably going on my own but I've invited my great uncle Ronnie along too (pictured below).

anyway, that's all for now.
I mowed the lawn today so I might post again with some pics/vids of that exciting occasion.


how many 80+ year olds do you know that crawl underneath a piano armed with a torch?


nice action shot.
Stephen said...

Why the heck would you wanna go to Amsterdam when you can go to Diemen?! It's like the evilest place on Earth! Just look at the name! How can you get more evil than that???

 
Yonner said...

Diemen? Never heard of it. Tell me more

 
Stephen said...

It's totally right next to Amsterdam! I've never been there, but just look at the name of it! How could you not want to go?!?

 
Anonymous said...

Here's a link to a Google Earth image! Google Earth rules! :)

 
Yonner said...

ha, that's a cool image but come on! Take a look at it, Amsterdam looks WAY more happening than Diemen. There's all kinds of crazy street patterns in Amsterdam, Diemen just looks like somewhere you'd park your car or something

I'm going to amsterdam and that's all there is to it

 
Red Light Girl said...

Yonner you must go to Amsterdam, us girls swallow here, cum & try us.xxxxxxxx

 
Yonner said...

to censor or not to censor, that is the question

 
Stephen said...

Well, if you go to Diemen on the 6th, you'll be going to an extremely evil sounding place on THE evilest day of the century... :)

I'm still kinda shocked I haven't heard any of the religious folks talking about 6/6/6 coming up in less than a week. Then again, I haven't really been trying to hear anything about it. Still, though, I can hear it all in my head, "People, the Devil will be joining us on Tuesday, those who donate $50,000 will be saved from an eternal hellfire and will be able to live the rest of eternity in Heaven!! Call NOW! 1-800-SAVE-UR-SOUL"

No, that's not an attack against religious people, that's a stab at people who tell people they're going to burn in hell for not giving them money. Everyone's seen the late-night stuff about it. :)

 
 

posted by Yonner - Thursday, May 25, 2006

Flippin' Mortgage Approval



This. is. a historic. moment.
On the 25th of May 2006 a mortgage company who have never actually met me or spoken to me have decided that they are going to lend me (and my hannah) a big stack of cash so that I can buy a large pile of neatly arranged bricks (pictured above).

This is good news... but when you have to wait over a month for a piece of good news, it kinda loses some of its excitement value. And when you mix that feeling with other feelings like being a bit sad to leave your current pile of bricks and being slightly anxious about the future, then this piece of good news can start to look remarkeably like one of those character building excercises that your parents always said you'd have to go through.

So bring it on. New lifestyle (to a degree). New group of friends (to a degree). New adjoined neighbours (hope they aren't mental or anything). New garden to mow and dig (it's much smaller but much less overlooked than current one). New flippin' set of bills and stuff like that. New flippin' parking situation to figure out (eek!). New flippin' thingy where I'll have to wash my pots quicker than I currently do (I'm gonna buy a desktop dishwasher actually). New flippin' flippin' flippin' flippin'..... flippin'.......... flippin'........ walls to paint and flippin' floors to rip up and put down again and flippin' bathroom to move upstairs and flippin' move all stuff from my current flippin' house to the other flippin' house and then maybe flippin' dig up all my shrubs and plants from the current flippin' backgarden and then pot them and flippin' maybe plant them in my flippin' new backgarden or what-flippin'-ever.

Flippin' Mortgage!
With good flippin' news like this who flippin' needs bad flippin' news.

I think I'm stressed (this is a new concept!)
Anonymous said...

get the man a pipe and slippers!
think how cool it will be havin your very own place and with hannah too! its excitin stop bein a wimp!

 
Yonner said...

ha, ok. thanks sh...sha....shar.... anonymous person.

 
kt said...

do u have a date when u will move in? im excited if you're not!

 
Yonner said...

No date yet.
Today I took the survey and our proof of ID stuff to the Solicitors so that they can start their shinanigans.

I'd like to spend half the summer in this house and half the summer in the new house, so I think I'd like to be in before August or something like that. So I guess that means within a month. That's a really sad thought that I might be leaving this house/street within 4-6 weeks. I'm gonna cry when I leave, I just know I'm gonna ball my eyes out hahaha.