Right, c'mon lads. I want to see lots of long balls to the corner flags for Sparky to chase, no easy passing, never play the way you're facing, take plenty of shots from 40 yards (those ones ALWAYS go in), plenty of hassling the ref, don't bother taking any liquids in at halftime you'll only need the loo towards the end. What else? that's it. Follow those instructions and its bound to be an exhausting, close battle but we should still snatch it with a piece of random brilliance from anyone in the right place at the right time to capitalise.

Seriously though, cool heads, cool passing, patience, and movement off the ball will beat these punks 4-0 every day of the week.

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