Mikey G was becoming more and more conscious of the presssure being heaved on him by player power,over his unsuitability of his position of captain. He clearly saw the 40 yard lunge by an opposing player and purposely placed his leg in a position of contact with the fore mentioned lunge.
Only joking shag,as new captain may i wish you all the best.
Again a place has become vacant in the team,so in the words of Julius Caesar:
“Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once”
Come on boys, a job still has to be done!
Here endeth the lesson.

I think the position of captain shud go to a ballot, I will be putting this idea forward to the management as I feel Mark Perks has the experience, look how he guided Greece to the European Championship.

someone text mikey g and get him to comment on this.

Sorry to hear about the leg Mikey, hope it heels well and quick! I dont fancy having to run the defence for long so the sooner you are back the better.

Andy Nut;No comment on your previous message,except Caesar did’nt run his empire democratic view.
Can you find out when your ban kicks in for me please.

Never mind the captaincy issue, I just want to know where Lammy pulled an ancient Roman quote from!! Bad luck though Mikey but remember – Pain is fleeting, Glory is eternal and Chicks dig scars!!!

Caesar’s empire is’nt really a good example due to that fact it ultimatley came to an end with his followers revolting and ended with his death, i’d hate to see this happen to you.

No paperwork has come through as yet so it may not have been sent in.

Emmott for skipper.

SURELY THE POSITION OF CAPTAIN SHOULD GO TO THE SENIOR PLAYER STILL REGULARLY CATCHING THE FIRST TEAM, EVEN IF HE DOESN’T REGULARLY CATCH THE BALL!!!

... so it seems that non-democratic systems are a poor way of appointing a new captain. I say we settle it with a penalty shoot out.

of failing that… give it mikey c for giving me easy comedy photo opportunities every week

You can all f**k off,it took me ages to get Mark Curran out of Orchys arse so i could get up there!

I will decide who captain is tomorrow morning. Might bring someone new in! But Rob has offered to go McDonalds so he stands a gd chance!!

how’s the groin wizzer?
how’s the calf andy j?
how’s the wife mark j?

bit sore but thanks for your concern.

concerned? I didn’t mean to sound concerned, I’m after your position!!!! :) joking of course.