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posted by Yonner - Thursday, May 25, 2006

Flippin' Mortgage Approval



This. is. a historic. moment.
On the 25th of May 2006 a mortgage company who have never actually met me or spoken to me have decided that they are going to lend me (and my hannah) a big stack of cash so that I can buy a large pile of neatly arranged bricks (pictured above).

This is good news... but when you have to wait over a month for a piece of good news, it kinda loses some of its excitement value. And when you mix that feeling with other feelings like being a bit sad to leave your current pile of bricks and being slightly anxious about the future, then this piece of good news can start to look remarkeably like one of those character building excercises that your parents always said you'd have to go through.

So bring it on. New lifestyle (to a degree). New group of friends (to a degree). New adjoined neighbours (hope they aren't mental or anything). New garden to mow and dig (it's much smaller but much less overlooked than current one). New flippin' set of bills and stuff like that. New flippin' parking situation to figure out (eek!). New flippin' thingy where I'll have to wash my pots quicker than I currently do (I'm gonna buy a desktop dishwasher actually). New flippin' flippin' flippin' flippin'..... flippin'.......... flippin'........ walls to paint and flippin' floors to rip up and put down again and flippin' bathroom to move upstairs and flippin' move all stuff from my current flippin' house to the other flippin' house and then maybe flippin' dig up all my shrubs and plants from the current flippin' backgarden and then pot them and flippin' maybe plant them in my flippin' new backgarden or what-flippin'-ever.

Flippin' Mortgage!
With good flippin' news like this who flippin' needs bad flippin' news.

I think I'm stressed (this is a new concept!)